Hi!, Kelsi, 18. From Las Vegas
fact: eels are actually a dog snake hybrid. trust me i’m a marine biologist i should know
What an adorable squishy sea noodle.
Please give me 20 of them
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
This will forever be adorable
little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound
- Luna Adriana (via perfect)
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck